Simonsprouts

Children dads only discover the existence of years after their birth.

My mate Simon has 8 kids, 6 of ehich are Simonsprouts

by JohnnyD669 April 29, 2024

Simonyan

It's my surname

My last name is Simonyan

by Akajsi May 6, 2024

Simon

A boy, who believes he is the smartest in the world. He is a frequent user of mansplaining. He looks like a paedophile and a jew. He is not, but that is how he looks.

Any girl ever: "Simon, once mansplained mansplaining to me"

by Krallemilla May 21, 2024

Shmone

A term used to describe and stereotype African-Americans

Did you see the weave on that shmone?

by Mediachaaaaat September 7, 2024

Simolean

An early twentieth century slang term for dollar
Plural: Simoleans
The term is more known for its use in the series The Sims as a currency

"I found some poor sap's wallet on the sidewalk yesterday. It was filled to the brim with simoleans!"

by Y0uL00kNic3Tod4y September 10, 2024

Simon Cowell

People I hate most!:

You!

Myself!

Simon FUCKING Cowell!

Comedic Genius: I HATE SIMON FUCKING COWELL.

Simon Cowell

by TheWhiteClone October 7, 2024

simoen

sherm ass cunni boy wit edatin matchin pfp's

jordan: yo simoen jvc so bad
simo: can't
everyone in gc: #beenknowin he edatin

by cunny boy November 24, 2024