Losing side of a threesome

When you watch some dude blow his load all over your girl, she goes to the bathroom to clean up, and you look down at yourself getting smaller and realize that just like that, playtime's over.

No one wants to be on the losing side of a threesome.

by Jim Moran August 31, 2017

Side-kick douche

friend of douche or desk douche who unfortunately encourages desk douche's behavior by being their "yes man" and laughing at their dumb jokes, etc

"oh, here we go, here comes the dynamic duo of desk douche, Derek, and his side-kick douche, Stan...somebody get me a bottle of scotch, I need to be drunk for this"

"did you see how side-kick douche was laughing at his ridiculous jokes? It's ridiculous how he kisses his butt, no one else finds desk douche funny or amusing...or intelligent for that matter"

by sandycan January 7, 2012

South side knock

Honking your car horn to announce your arrival at someone's house, instead of getting out of your car and knocking on their door like a civilized person.

Origin: St. Louis, MO

My neighbor's visitor picked them up at 3 AM, gave the south side knock when they pulled up .

by Andy2123 June 25, 2021

on the right side of horizontal

to still be alive as opposed to being dead

dude ' I'm still on the right side of horizontal so its going good

by surfmazer December 8, 2017

Side of Bacon With Lips

A chick that is so enormous that when seen naked looks like a slab of bacon with lips. Can usually be found on fraternity house bathroom floors being dogged by a "fuck anything that moves" member.

I opened the bathroom door and there's Brendan banging some fat chick - She looked like a side of bacon with lips.

by HDL to High December 6, 2009

City Side Respect

A cultural slang originating from the southern part of Montreal. Often used by street hockey-playing teenagers who get cross-checked to the floor by their friends, and land next to the sidewalk.

Shel: Why would you cross-check me to the floor?

Dom: This is street hockey, get used to it.

Shel: Start showing some City Side Respect or else you won't be getting any from me.

Dom: City Side Respect isn't a thing, and it will never be a thing, ja feel?

by JWalker November 15, 2015

City Side Respect

A cultural slang originating from the southern part of Montreal. Often used by street hockey-playing teenagers who get cross-checked to the floor by their friends, and land next to the sidewalk.

Shel: Why would you cross-check me to the floor?

Dom: This is street hockey, get used to it.

Shel: Start showing some City Side Respect or else you won't be getting any from me.

Dom: City Side Respect isn't a thing, and it will never be a thing, ja feel?

by JWalker November 15, 2015