Fuck marry kill Russian roulette

When two people randomly load a revolver with two bullets, two blanks, and leave two chambers empty. One person randomly spins the cylinder and fires at the other. If it clicks, they fuck. If it’s a blank, they marry. If it fires…

“I had to leave her she kept insisting that we play fuck marry kill Russian roulette”

“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”

by cougarpuzzlebox August 5, 2023

don't be such a Russell

When someone is all in their feelings about something very trivial like Russ does when he feels like hes been wronged. Very overdramatic feelings. With lots of heavy sighing, shoulder slouching, whining, moping and grumbling. Usually over a girl or lack of attention not being on him.

Luca was hanging his head, looking pitiful and Micheal told him not to be such a Russell.

"i thought she was single, dawg," said John. "don't be such a Russell about it."

by DaMamaNasty May 9, 2022

remember, no russian

the final words said before you lost the small bit of innocence you had left

remember, no russian

S C R E A M I N G

by beans have been fried February 9, 2022

Russian Bear

1. During the 1970's porn movement, an actor who's character resembled a large russian male with a heavy accent, limited english vocabulary, hairy chest, and beard (similar to that of a lumberjack).

2. Strong and Intimidating. Capable off crushing your body with their bare hands.

Ben: You seen this one yet?
Brett: No, sure is old though. Couldn't you have found some newer stuff? The girls in this don't even shave..
Ben: Haha! Look at his hairy old ass.
Brett: (with thick accent) Like russian bear, I break your legs!

by Bstylie November 16, 2006

Russian Cockblock

When a russian man cock blocks you by actually cutting off your dick and balls and stuffing it in your mouth so you get none from any direction.

Male: Hey baby.
Female: Let's do it.
Russian Cockblocker: Karate chop!
Male: That was my dick.(Says with a full mouth)

by Dylan( Caveman) Urquidez May 16, 2008

russ scott

A fat piece of human waste, commonly refered to as a person. His nervous state is almost as infamous as his bullshit stories to make himself look "cool"

Russ:"This dude came into my house and I pulled out my 9 and my 10 and I said get out before I bust a cap. Then I got shot but I was okay enough to go to a party and fuck three girls at once."

by jim bob krew September 19, 2004

Russian Sauna

The act of releasing a dense air-biscuit under the covers of your bed, while trapping your significant other and forcing them to breathe in the gaseous, concentrated evil. On occasion, there may be a small release of liquid dark matter, depending on the force in which the stink cloud is released.

a.k.a. dutch oven

Pete: Hey James, what's that smell?

James: It's the glorious reminder of the russian sauna I sat baking in last night.

Pete: Uuunngh!

James then looks over and sees Pete with his back turned, angrily masturbating, with tears streaming down his cheeks.

by Paloobadeedoo September 10, 2009