Relationshit

A really, really shitty relationship.

I won't be sorry to see my relationshit with Tina come to an end.

by TheShyAlan October 28, 2024

Relationship

I mean it seemed like it was fine until I made a comment about you not being Hym and then it was like THE NEXT DAY it's like "Oh no! Her visa! MyStErIoUs ViSa PrObLeMs! OoOoOoOo!" And then like 2 weeks later "Oh no! She's divorcing me!" You didn't! You didn't pretend to be me so you could go out and rape a bunch of women did you? I told you guys not to do that!

Not Hym *Insert ad hominem about my relationship status*

Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."

by Hym Iam December 19, 2023

Relationship Advice

Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.

Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."

Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"

Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."

Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"

Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"

Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."

Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."

Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2023

relational edging

it's like the verb form of situationship, when romantic tensions continue between two people, but never fully come to a defined relationship you just keep dragging it out together ...kind of like edging...you keep approaching the climax, but in this case you never do...

Are they togther? No, but they've been relational edging for years

Stop relational edging and just tell him how you feel

by fuzzyrose April 19, 2024

Relationships

Not if they're only having one because none of the fat-cocks want them.

Hym "Nope. No relationships. Relationships doomed to fail literally 84% of the time. Will destroy your life in a dozen different ways. Bad. Entirely women's fault."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024

Relationshit

A relationship that is such an utter dumpster fire abortion of a trainwreck, that it makes your life completely shitty and miserable, there by transforming from a relationship into a relationshit. The official line of relationship turns into relationshit is when you do nothing but fight with each other and fornicate with each other. When all you do together is FIGHT and FORNICATE = RELATIONSHIT (Congrats! The line has been crossed from relationship to relationshit!)

Dude, I'm either gonna leave Gertrude or I'm going to unalive myself! I CANNOT STAND BEING IN THIS RELATIONSHIT ANYMORE!

by Stew Pidassal May 5, 2024

Relationship digger

Is person who purposely looks for and enters a relationship not really for the other person. This person thrives off the th ideal , attention and action gained through haveing a relationship. They will help push the relationship where they believe it should be. Like a gold digger they like showing off. They are not really not into the person, just what the can provide for them.

Some of these relationship do turn into the real thing .

Guy- " I think your wife is a relationship digger ."

by Justanother definition May 19, 2024