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Post Nut Depression

When you cum and then the high from masturbating wears off and you're depressed again
"Man, I went to rub one out cause I was mad depressed, but now I got post nut depression."
by psudeom July 10, 2022
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Post Cum Revelation

The "back-to-reality" effect that occurs directly after ejaculation.
John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.

Jason: So why didn't you?

John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time
by Tavid Johnson October 14, 2012
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Post Vacation Depression

I'm depressed. I must have post vacation depressions.
by AhlixL October 16, 2008
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Post Nut Trance

The state of being high or dazed after an orgasm.
I couldn't think properly after busting a huge nut on her face. I think I'm having a Post Nut Trance.
by KoishQR May 23, 2021
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Post-parking regret

The feeling one gets when a parking space, or multitude thereof, much closer to the destination than the one used is discovered. Usually followed by a logistical debate over the decision to move the car into one of the superior spaces.
"Hey, there's a crapload of spaces over there!"
"Aww, that's some serious post-parking regret."
by Hbriz November 2, 2011
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Post Chi Times

Post chi times refers to the era of existence taking place after the birth of Kymchi. All other moments of time preceding that are now known as “pre chi times” and are infamously known as the darkest times man kind has phased since the creation of orc females. Love live dat Kym dat Chi
1- Wow did you see Formalsan just global king anduin in SW?

2- I did it was insane. Post chi times for sure dude
by Sayaman January 17, 2023
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Post Present Depression

The sad, empty feeling you get after the excitement of opening all your Christmas presents.
Ashley: Did you get a lot of presents this year??
Audrey: Yeah, but now that they're opened I've got Post Present Depression.
by Nobody Special 13 December 27, 2010
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