picking the lock

When two Asians are having sex, one will use chopsticks on his/her female partner. Using one to manipulate the clitoris and the other to apply pressure to the g-spot.
Asian 1: can you leave? I'm picking the lock on my girlfriend.
Asian 2: okay man, I'll leave.
by Dekky September 18, 2015
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fruit picking sodomite

A homosexual man who not only partakes in the act of anal sex (sodomy) but also 'picks the fruit', in other words folates and handles the male genitals in a manor that some would call sensual or erotic.
That Diego fella's a fruit picking sodomite
by mattybarns June 17, 2024
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A disease caught by picking up too many cards in UNO when playing by the rule "Pick up until you can put down" when needing a card.
Michael:"I Change colour to Blue"
Nick: "Darn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
John: "Oh damn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Ash: Bro he's got Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome!
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: Finall-wait nevermind.
by NinjaSlayer_936 January 02, 2021
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ice pick willy

Mom: What's this weird looking ice cube mold doing in the freezer?
Daughter: Oh, that's my ice pick willy
by 2gangster4u December 06, 2022
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pick a side

No I don't I'll murder a child.
Hym "I don't have to pick a side because you're both zealous dogshit who need to compensate for being ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS AND WORTHLESS BY STEALING FROM ME."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2024
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Pick a side

Hym "You said 'pick a side!' And, of course, I choose THE CORRECT ONE! And I don't hate the Jews. Gal Gadot is... Well, she's just fucking spectacular, isn't she? And I was just playing before! I'm not going to rape Joe Rogan... That would be gay! I'd have to be some kind of weird faggot to do that!"
by Hym Iam May 03, 2024
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