happy peanut 

Peanuts that come out in your poop.

Damn I had happy peanuts but i didnt even eat any!

happy peanut by Noah R April 7, 2004

Salty Peanut 

The act of putting salt on the head of one's penis before receiving a blowjob.

John: Hey, did you get any last night?
Jack: Yeah, man. Gave Tiffany the old Salty Peanut!
John: HELL YEAH!

Salty Peanut by Enth September 21, 2011

Penis Peanut Butter 

When you stick your penis in the brand new jar of peanut butter. Goes great with gina jelly.

"Somebody penis peanut butter our new jar of peanut butter"

Penis Peanut Butter by Tangy_sludge January 11, 2017

double peanut butter and jelly sandwich

A good ass sandwich that has three pieces of bread with two layers of peanut butter and jelly. Sometimes known to give you deja fat.

Man I ate this good ass sandwich yesterday man.
What the fuck are you talking about.
Double peanut butter and jelly sandwich motha fucka, that shits the shit.

double peanut butter and jelly sandwich by CHODES September 6, 2007

holy crap in a peanut 

wut master shake says when he falls in a hole and sees all these skulls

holy crap in a peanut! monsters!

holy crap in a peanut by yo yo yo da fizzlin shizzlin December 31, 2003

a dog with peanut butter

When someone chews for no reason even though they're not eatting

Malcom:Hey joey what are you eating seems delicious

Joey: mmm nothin man

Maclom: A dog with peanut butter huh

Joey: chewing huh

Malcolm: laughter

a dog with peanut butter by cityguy17 July 19, 2010

Like peanut butter on a toothbrush 

When a man, and very rarely a woman, possesses a large quantity of hair surrounding their anus a problem with waste management often develops. The resulting effect has been coined as being "like peanut butter on a toothbrush."

"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."

Like peanut butter on a toothbrush by Milicent December 26, 2009