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Ohio

A place where every goofy, mystical, unbelievable, unreal stuff happens. This place has abnormal citizens that looks like aliens. Ohio is the worst place to live in since you cannot do anything in peace without seeing an unusual behemoth of a creature.

Once you move to Ohio, the world becomes black. You are a poor and hopeless human being that has entered a hell-like dimension full of monsters that could destroy a whole planet.

No other place can be more bizarre than Ohio, ever.
"Can't even walk down the streets in Ohio bruh ☠️"
by jordan poole fan November 21, 2022
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Ohio BlakeCake

This is when your boy Blake busts a fat nut on a birthday cake without even trying that hard.
“Aye want a piece of cake?”

“Nah I’m good

“It’s an Ohio BlakeCake”

“Nvm hook that shit up fam”
by 6janiel9 November 27, 2022
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Ohio

It’s a state in America where everything the could go wrong, will go wrong. There’s whole fortnite events that go on there, they have monsters that go after you, there’s even no privacy in Ohio as you get watched every second, and you can’t even eat anything either as it’s all pure air. If you’re ever in Ohio, I wish you luck.
“Take him to Ohio. Nooooo!!! Not Ohio!!! Anything but that! Nooo! Nooooo!! NOOOOOO!!!”
by A guide November 22, 2022
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ohio hairtie

When you use your best friends condom in your hair like a hairtie.
by Skits2045 February 24, 2023
mugGet the ohio hairtiemug.

Ravenna, Ohio

An unbelievable amount of felons damn near every four blocks there's a sex offender the courthouse being here means they all gather around it
Person a I just went through Ravenna, ohio
Person b how did you make it out alive
mugGet the Ravenna, Ohiomug.

Ohio

the CRAZIEST state someone could ever live in. Good for corn. Bad for consecutive weather.
Person A: hey, man im goin to ohio! i hope the weather is good...
Person B: tough luck.
by Hearts4Cereal December 17, 2023
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