Fresh Off The Fence

A person who has been recently released from prison.

Man, it is too soon for you to fall in love. You are fresh off the fence.

by Vampyre318 December 20, 2015

Fresh Eggs

When a man dips his testicles in hot wax to coat them for safety prior to anal.

Dude, Lauren and I are about to do butt stuff and I got some fresh eggs.

by Tonydanza867 August 17, 2022

fresh tuna

when a thot bitch named Sofia opens up her legs and a strange aroma come out. It's the smell of fresh tuna, like the hoe hasn't washed her pussy in 8 years.

sofia opened her legs and i could smell the sea..... YALL ITS FRESH TUNA

by trapmami October 20, 2015

fresh air monster

When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking

Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster

by G dogo June 17, 2024

fresh and loose

If you're feeling fresh and loose you're feeling spontaneous, off the cuff. Applies to scenarios where you wouldn't usually indulge in something but hey... since we're feeling fresh and loose.

You know, the wife hadn't bought any potato chips from the grocery store in months. She must have been feeling fresh and loose yesterday though because she came in with the 48 variety pack!

by Purple McDonald October 2, 2017

Fresh sauna smell

The smell that happens when you light up a wooden stove in a sauna. Changes depending on stove type and type of wood youre using

The fresh sauna smell is amazing this time did you put anything special there?

by Sauna and bromine lover March 29, 2025

Fresh cabbage

When a woman over 50 is hitting on you at an in home sales presentation and she just lays on the table, lifts her skirt up and says... fresh cabbage motherfucker!

I sold 3 windows to Mike's mom, she gave me that fresh cabbage.

by Damoneeeq22 March 17, 2025