The Resting Noodle

When a person eats a mysterious chocolate candy, possibly psychedelic, and falls into a blissful slumber

After the show, we got back to the hotel and he ate the chocolate on table and fell into the resting noodle postion.

by Duber74 November 7, 2024

Noodle

Usually someone who identifies as 'straight' until 'wet'.

"She is such a noodle, why did I ever have a crush on her?"

...
"I totally banged Sara the other day?"
"How I thought she was straight?"
"Turns out that she is actually a noodle!"
"I never would've guessed!"

by lezgirls March 1, 2015

Empty noodles

Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.

Time to dye my hair again, I’m sick of these empty noodles!

by Shitdisturber1738 January 17, 2020

Noodles

Swirly long ting

Noodles? you want same come get same

by Isuckd4fr33 December 25, 2018

Vietnamese Noodle

penis

"she sucked my vietnamese noodle"

by bmobitch January 24, 2017

Noodle

Uncoordinated bitch with no rhythm who thinks she's fine as hell just 'cause she's skinny.

Look at that noodle on the dance floor, she's probably a horrible person.

by Sweetshrub October 5, 2017

Limo Noodle

When you mess up trying to call a sissy loser a limp noodle

Wow, look at Juliette. He’s such a limo noodle.

by Zyanabanana December 20, 2018