Minecraft

Ok

'What's Minecraft?' "Ok."

by Yassine Harbaoui September 5, 2019

minecraft deepthroat

A diamond hoe penetrates so deep into your trachea that it reaches your lungs.

How was your date with Steve last night?

He wasn't much in bed, but then he minecraft deepthroated me and the night got so much better!

by minecrafthoe106 March 9, 2019

Minecraft

A game where you can fun destroy blocks kill the ender dragon also I heard that they have hidden versions check out Minecraft.net to find out or Mojang

Minecraft is a cool game

by My handle is to denfine gamepl June 25, 2020

Minecraft

A gateway to everything.

Person 1: Whats Minecraft?
Person 2: A gateway to everything.

by CharedWood March 8, 2023

/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022

Minecraft

A game that was wonderful and fully rejected by Isaac Newton

Isaac Newton: I want to play this "Minecraft'' thing.

Later
Mad Isaac: WHAT THE F**K THIS IS REJECTABLE, I CHOPPED A TREE AND IT'S NOT FALLING!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

minecraft-suit

the suits Lil Pump and Kanye West wore in “I Love It”

“JAMES LOOK! I GOT A NEW MINECRAFT-SUIT BRO!”

by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019