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milfsome

Having any kind of sex with 2 or more milfs at the same time. Like a threesome, but with milfs instead of normal people.
dBagg: Yo T-Ravis, what'd you do last night?
T-Ravis: I was fucking your mom and Peter's mom at the same time. We had a milfsome.
by dBagg January 13, 2009
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Milfy Crush

The situation that develops when Hot_Milfy_Mom a encounters a dominating and irresistably handsome male who she calls a Horny Hottie (hereafter referred to as HH), creating an overwhelming desire for him; a common side effect is an uncontrollable flow of Milfy Cream. Often causes Hot_Milfy_Mom to troll HH's chatroom or facebook page.
"Hot_Milfy_Mom keeps showing up in my room asking me to 'show armpit hh.' Last night she was there for over an hour."

"Dude, she totally has a Milfy Crush on you."
by CaptainStupendous November 29, 2011
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milfly

milfly (adj) 1. a word describing a situation as one that a milf would be present.
Liz: Damn James, Band Practice was Milfly today!

James:Liz, yer a perv.
by DucKyGraff October 9, 2008
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Milfrose Place

The social epicenter of any affluent suburban neighborhood within which the community MILFs congregate. Usually the home of the craziest MILF with the most alcohol in the house.
I had been combing the bars for Cougars all night when I got a text from my best friends mom inviting me over to Milfrose Place for a night cap. I thought to myself...jackpot bitch!
by PDazzle May 1, 2009
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MILFiltrate

Verb

MILFiltrated, MILFiltrating, MILFiltrates

To gain entrance gradually or by stealthy means into the mind/body of a MILF

Noun

MILFiltrator

One the MILFiltrates
I followed her down the cereal isle, before she could reach for a box I began to MILFiltrate. I got her number and gained complete access.
by Mandalorian Assasin December 28, 2011
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MILFITA

Bro, she's not just a Milf! Did you see her ass! She's a MILFITA!
by zerofuks11 October 5, 2016
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milford texas

A small town of 700 friendly folks and a few old grouches.
Milford Texas is a small, but lovely town.
by 090302 December 30, 2016
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