by saggy243 February 22, 2016
Mastermind who is behind such projects as The Fourth Coming (an Unreal mod parodizing Duke Nukem Forever), the Gamma System Explorer (a simple space simulator set in the solar system of the old computer game Damocles) and Monolith (a remake of the old computer game Sentinel).
He hates MAME and is a great fan of Duke Nukem. He is noticeably the only 3DRealms UBB member to have guessed everything 3DRealms revealed about Duke Nukem Forever and at the beginning of 2004 he pwned Drazula by proving him wrong about the release date of Duke Nukem Forever.
He hates MAME and is a great fan of Duke Nukem. He is noticeably the only 3DRealms UBB member to have guessed everything 3DRealms revealed about Duke Nukem Forever and at the beginning of 2004 he pwned Drazula by proving him wrong about the release date of Duke Nukem Forever.
by Devil Master April 09, 2004
The front man in the stack shot both hinges with the master key. The next guy hit the door with a battering ram.
by GewehrWolf April 03, 2007
by boss_bo_boss June 01, 2014
n. One who has a severe strep infection continuously . Usually a woman who does not see a gynocologist.
by shizer twigstick July 29, 2004
Similar to the word "Fist" in that it is both Verb and Noun, "The Master Splinter" by definition is a maneuver that requires a thumb splint to be done properly.
To have done The Master Splinter properly, one must first cover the splint in hot melted margarine and then proceed to forcefully inject said thumb+splint into the rectal cavity of a man or woman. This should be done with a running start to gain optimal momentum so you can then, as the "splintee" persay dives away, carry him/her down a Minimum Seven Yards of Slip'N'Slide.
The Master Splinter does hurt the "splinted" and "splintee" greatly as to one having a broken thumb and the other being so surprised. Thus the requiring of the margarine.
To have done The Master Splinter properly, one must first cover the splint in hot melted margarine and then proceed to forcefully inject said thumb+splint into the rectal cavity of a man or woman. This should be done with a running start to gain optimal momentum so you can then, as the "splintee" persay dives away, carry him/her down a Minimum Seven Yards of Slip'N'Slide.
The Master Splinter does hurt the "splinted" and "splintee" greatly as to one having a broken thumb and the other being so surprised. Thus the requiring of the margarine.
Gavin: "Did you see The Master Splinter last night?"
Todd: "What? We didn't play Turtles in Time last night.."
Gavin: "Noo.. Callum got his splinted thumb into someone and carried them all the way down our giant Slip'N'Slide!"
Todd: "How'd he get that thing in there? There's no way it could fit!"
Gavin: "I think he used margarine.."
Todd: "What? We didn't play Turtles in Time last night.."
Gavin: "Noo.. Callum got his splinted thumb into someone and carried them all the way down our giant Slip'N'Slide!"
Todd: "How'd he get that thing in there? There's no way it could fit!"
Gavin: "I think he used margarine.."
by Thaddeus_Jones March 01, 2010
a boy portraying the character off of the halo trilogy. this boy portrays master chief only when he is in the act of the giant circle.
"Master chief what is taking so long?!?!?!"
"I'm loading my plasma grenade if you know what i mean."
"Ooooh you a kinky bitch master chief"
"SHUT UP BUTT PIRATE, MASTER CHEIF IS MINE!!!"
"I'm loading my plasma grenade if you know what i mean."
"Ooooh you a kinky bitch master chief"
"SHUT UP BUTT PIRATE, MASTER CHEIF IS MINE!!!"
by Banana Hamikk May 11, 2008