kitty bear rug

A cat that flattens itself on the floor in such an extreme way that it looks like a limp, lifeless rug. Typically displayed when the cat is either avoiding work, playing dead, or simply indulging in maximum relaxation. Often an act of pure defiance or passive resistance, usually at the most inconvenient times.

In meme culture, kitty bear rug also refers to a moment of sabotage, especially in financial markets or social settings. When someone or something unexpectedly “pulls the rug” out from under a situation, often causing a crash or immediate downfall, much like the unpredictability of a cat going full rug-mode without warning.

"I tried to clean the living room, but my cat went full Kitty Bear Rug and now I can't move her."
"The token was looking good, then that one whale I trusted did a kitty bear rug and now everything’s in the red."

by ana_san November 20, 2024

I love hello kitty's special skin wallker day

@I love hello kitty ❤️ 🔥's special day is 29 of February because she comented:No, that’s not a fox that’s a skin walker

"Hey have you heard about the I love hello kitty's special skin wallker day?"
"Yes"

by Special skin walker day November 23, 2023

Naw kitty

when Eric Cartmen ( From South Park) eats a pie pot

kitty meow
Eric Naw kitty it's my pie pot

by mnbjkl January 28, 2021

kawaii kitty

Sexy mind fucking bumble mixed with a little sexual butterfly. And loves when it is called Snowball. It is into tree sex and never regrets.

A very cute cat. (kawaii Kitty)

by VenHayz March 27, 2015

Kitty

Pussy cat

Kitty is a pussy

by Rattata Tata Ta January 2, 2021

Swamp Kitty

The adorable, long nosed, green and scaly carnivore and lives in swamps that everyone loves. It is adorable and a native to Florida and they are kinda silly but if you get one mad they will kill you

1. “My favorite animal is an alligator”
2. “You mean the swamp kitty”
1. “Yeah you right”

by Kim Jin Un October 29, 2020

Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty is fucking gay and made only for fucking pedophiles and weebs, she have a extremely bad design, fucking stupid cat, weeby unkawaii, fucking weird black eyes, weird nose and she not having mouth (WTF DOES IT EXIST?!?!?), she fucking sucks because she just a weeby ripoff of Tom from Tom and Jerry and hello kitty is made for weebs.

Me: Hello Kitty is fucking weird, and she need to have a huge penis to kill these fucking cringe weebs, she looks like a fucked shitty ass cat and she's not kawaii (weebs for "cute").

Fucking Gays: oMg gUyS, hElLo kItTy hAs fInAlLy hAvE a hUgE pEnIS dIcK pOrN aNuS aNaL oRaL hEnTaI vAgInA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by djdjsjsja April 5, 2024