Side Kiss

When a guy doesn't know if he should give a kiss on the girl's cheeks or on her lips so he fucks it up by kissing her on the side of the lips.

"I had no idea what she was thinking so it turned into a Side Kiss."

by 34653486 October 28, 2013

asshole kisses

When something scares you and your asshole puckers

Rob's crazy driving had me blowing asshole kisses

by gigolo_wrangler May 12, 2016

ruby kisses

When a guy gets a blowjob && the person who gives it is wearing RED lipstick && it leaves a mark.

"That girl gave some ruby kisses, yo!"

by kellycoaxina January 28, 2009

horse kiss

Noun: the sloppy wet feeling one gets from vaginal contact to any non-erogenous body part.

So I woke up to my girlfriend giving me a wicked horse kiss to my forehead. (note: contact to erogenous zones such as nipples, lips, etc. do not count, thereby negating any pony magic to be derived from said contact)

by junior bad May 19, 2014

Kiss block

The act of preventing someone from kissing you.

"I had to kiss block the bitch, she just wouldn't stop"

by Tabzz October 20, 2014

Goose Kiss

Verb - A goose kiss is the action of taking your finger and sliding it from the bottom of another person's butt (crack) to the top. Otherwise known as "goosing" someone, a goose kiss is a quick way to make someone uncomfortable.

"Wow, it was really awkward when she gave me a Goose Kiss."

Goosey's DO get kisses.

by seminarydude January 13, 2011

Kiss Five

2 people kiss their own hands, then 'High Five'

When saying goodbye at the end of the night, not sure whether to hug, kiss, or shake hands....Kiss Five!

by smilie December 29, 2009