A humbling sub-type of friend zone where a usually older person calls you “kid” after you’ve hit on/flirted with them. This form of rejection is condescending in a way that lets the receiver know that the person thinks you’re not on their level of maturity and thus they are above fucking with you or dating you. May also be reinforced with some act or statement that directly or passively implies they are dominant over you in terms of finances, resources, independence etc.
Jake: Hey, Jenny you’re looking beautiful as always. Would you like to get lunch with me?
Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.
Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!
Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.
Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!
by Ricosuave44 October 8, 2019
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Player A: Man, Jack acts like he's the Foosball Kid.
Player B: Yeah...they don't call him Albino Thunder for nothing!
Player B: Yeah...they don't call him Albino Thunder for nothing!
by SizzlinSalmon January 11, 2013
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2.The popular kids at any high school that dress and act alike, they all have the exact same tastes and talk the exact same way. Anything they do is based on an existing trend, they often listen to the same music and have the same expressions.(almost always but not necessarily an asshole)(some would say they are incapable of making their decisions)
3.To say you represent something and think it's better, but not know why
4.Sometimes considered the modern jock
2.The popular kids at any high school that dress and act alike, they all have the exact same tastes and talk the exact same way. Anything they do is based on an existing trend, they often listen to the same music and have the same expressions.(almost always but not necessarily an asshole)(some would say they are incapable of making their decisions)
3.To say you represent something and think it's better, but not know why
4.Sometimes considered the modern jock
At my school they all where Billabong, Quiksilver, and Volcom clothes and all listen to Silverstein, As I Lay Dying, and other similar bands(not because they like the music or clothes, but because it is popular), frequently heard saying things like 'fire it up' or 'party it up' or 'don't even worry about it' all said in idiotic tones with no sarcasm. If you go to high school and are described by these things you are a full blown clone kid, sorry
by Mikeisme December 14, 2008
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Get the Kid Bopped mug.-spends massive amount of money on added content for video games like shark cards,gems and ect. -wears glasses -mouth always open while doing nothing -saying the nword while being the white friend in the friend group -gap between the 2 front teeth like bugs bunny.
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Laffin kid is a sarcastic way of speaking via text or social media. It is mainly used when someone find's something funny but doesn't have a reaction.
by Savagesam123 February 7, 2017
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