by Joe Hopf December 17, 2019

by Ytsmuypol February 21, 2021

Paxton Jones the best boyfriend to ever exist. But he will never understand how much his girlfriend loves him and in fact she loves him more and she always will!
by Anna-Maria Drew October 21, 2019

cheese, salad fingers potatoes
yes theses are all words use to describe your typical ailaigh Jones
she is insane but we all love her
I LOVE YOU MISS SALAD FINGERS
RAWR
she deserves a spot in here
my twin =O
yes theses are all words use to describe your typical ailaigh Jones
she is insane but we all love her
I LOVE YOU MISS SALAD FINGERS
RAWR
she deserves a spot in here
my twin =O
ailaigh jones
im here to enquire about your rusty spoons
i want to make love to you in the earlobe
is pregnant on jedwards babies
im here to enquire about your rusty spoons
i want to make love to you in the earlobe
is pregnant on jedwards babies
by cheese <3 August 16, 2010

How someone refers to another person's forcefully admonishing him to donate one or more of his prized possessions to a historical-society collection ("That beLONGS in a muSEUM!"), rather than his selfishly either hoarding it in his own private collection or (even more horrifying) selling it for personal profit.
Antiques collector: I knew that the head of the local heritage-preservation lodge was a bit fanatical about collecting and displaying vintage images and artifacts from the area, but I never expected him to go all Indiana Jones on me when I showed him my collection of old coins and arrowheads that I'd found in the area here over the years.
by QuacksO July 21, 2024

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.
1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"
2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
by MosDef May 25, 2020
