pit job

When a woman make a man ejaculate by using a pit, such as an arm or leg pit.

John: That cunt wanted to give me a pit job last night.

by Hennessee August 31, 2008

Flu-job

When a man is too sick for sex and only has the energy to lie there and get a blow job.

C: Dude, you feeling okay?

J: Yea bro. My girl brought some soup over and then I gave her some soup of my own.

C: WTF?

J: Flu-job.

C: Legit!

by BFC2268 February 13, 2011

Jiff Job

A quick hand job

Frank needed to get off quick so he had Melissa give him a jiff job.

by Ismelt Abutt August 04, 2010

boner job

This is a job that someone is so in love with that they get a boner every time they're doing it.

Damn, Chris has got the best boner job testing video games.

by MrAutomatic September 14, 2006

Wooble Job

A poorly executed hand job by someone inexperienced, quite intoxicated, and/or half asleep.
It replaces the regular pumping action with semi-random motions that are inconsistent in direction and repartition.

I wasn't expecting a wooble job, but her inexperience showed when she thought it was sexy by pumping my penis around like her first time driving a manual car.

by stripchecker January 01, 2013

orange job

a man or woman cuts a cylindrical hole through the center of an orange slightly larger than the width of the man's erect penis. Then, the woman jacks the man off with the orange for a few minutes. Finally, the woman gives the man a blowjob that will taste like orangey goodness for her.

Sarah hadn't recieved her share of Vitamin C for the day, so she offered an orange job to the next guy she saw.

by Crap Bag 07 September 02, 2009

HGTV job

a superficial, hastily done do-it-yourself job with rather poor results

Susan: Have you put your house on the market yet?
Janet: No. We still need to do an HGTV job on the living room to cover up the cracked drywall. Then we'll unload this old mule.

by shallacked September 16, 2012