pit job

When a woman make a man ejaculate by using a pit, such as an arm or leg pit.
John: That cunt wanted to give me a pit job last night.
by Hennessee August 31, 2008
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Flu-job

When a man is too sick for sex and only has the energy to lie there and get a blow job.
C: Dude, you feeling okay?

J: Yea bro. My girl brought some soup over and then I gave her some soup of my own.

C: WTF?

J: Flu-job.

C: Legit!
by BFC2268 February 13, 2011
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Jiff Job

Frank needed to get off quick so he had Melissa give him a jiff job.
by Ismelt Abutt August 04, 2010
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boner job

This is a job that someone is so in love with that they get a boner every time they're doing it.
Damn, Chris has got the best boner job testing video games.
by MrAutomatic September 14, 2006
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Wooble Job

A poorly executed hand job by someone inexperienced, quite intoxicated, and/or half asleep.
It replaces the regular pumping action with semi-random motions that are inconsistent in direction and repartition.
I wasn't expecting a wooble job, but her inexperience showed when she thought it was sexy by pumping my penis around like her first time driving a manual car.
by stripchecker January 01, 2013
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orange job

a man or woman cuts a cylindrical hole through the center of an orange slightly larger than the width of the man's erect penis. Then, the woman jacks the man off with the orange for a few minutes. Finally, the woman gives the man a blowjob that will taste like orangey goodness for her.
Sarah hadn't recieved her share of Vitamin C for the day, so she offered an orange job to the next guy she saw.
by Crap Bag 07 September 02, 2009
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Wax Job

The Wax Job is the act of ejaculating in a female's ear, and preserving it until the semen turns into an orange wax, then using a Q-Tip to clean it up like ear wax, creating a pleasurable euphoric sensation. Combined with other stimulation it can result in toe-curling orgasms
Uncle Bill: 'How'd your date with Sandy go?'
Jerry: 'It went great, I gave her a Wax Job!'
by Nate The Ape September 21, 2019
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