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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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Imam Jokes

Imam Jokes are a quintessential element in understanding the depths of what it means to be a Muslim Masculine Man. Failure to understand these jokes and how to deliver them will result in low testosterone and a failed marriage.
An example of Imam Jokes could be:

Imam #1: If you're a frog and that frog lives in a hole that is 40 feet in the ground...
Imam #2: Sometimes I feel like this in my life.
Imam #1: *Chuckles You mean as an Imam or as a father...
Imam #2: Let's not go further, I don't want to get in trouble.
by Lucious Star December 14, 2024
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Joke Minimum

A set level of joke quality that must be met, to the terms of the receiver of the joke. If this minimum is not met, it is punishible, by money, light slaps, or any other form of mild punishment.
*person 1 makes horrid joke*

Person 2 " That's a slap that violated the joke minimum."
by the mighty jungle September 10, 2016
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Joke

Something funny that people get hurt about and don’t know to take the correct way.
Girl it was a joke spell it with me J•O•K•E
joke definition
by Brace face baibee April 28, 2020
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smock joke

A mixture of the word "smock" (refering to the article of clothing) and of the phrase "cock joke" which was popularized by Stamper from his newgrounds parody.
Smock Jesus: Hey Brandon, cock joke!
Smock God: *looks at smock* Smock Joke.
by SaintSin14 December 9, 2008
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Joke Diarrhea

A phenomenon in which 1 or more people go on a spree of unintentionally telling really bad jokes or implementing poor humor into their conversation within a period of time.
Guy 1: What does a nosey pepper do?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It get's jalapeno business

Guy 2: That is possibly the shittiest joke you have told within the last 10 minutes.
Guy 3: Yeah. You must be having joke diarrhea.
by A Fucking Pinecone August 3, 2016
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Joke

The word that people use when they describe you.
Person 1: Hey! Whatcha doin'?
Person 2: You're a joke.
Person 1: *uncontrollable weeping*
by Ash2007ger May 31, 2021
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