sweet j

a good blowjob; head

damn that bitch gives a sweet j.

by Growcock November 5, 2007

j status

to do something jewly or a jewish action

scotts constant penny picking is very j status

by bbspo July 7, 2008

heat-j

to control the temperature, to be in charge of the thermostat.

driver: 'yo dude, you wanna dj? there are cds in the glove box'
passenger: 'cool, mind if i turn on the aircon too?'
driver: 'yeah man, you can heat-j too'

by Cowboy Jim August 5, 2008

Dub J

When you stick your cock in the toilet bowl and flush the toilet. just another way of busting a nut, sometimes you gots to bust a nut.

"hey bud"
"whats good"
"im just tryna ta get a Dub J ya feel me?"
"yee i feelin it"
"uggghhh i love the Dub J, fa life!"

by bloods of 09 YEE February 25, 2009

J-card

A piece of paper inside the case of a cassette tape that tells you what's on it. So called because it looks like the letter J from the side.

Guy 1: Thanks for the mixtape, what did you put on it?
Guy 2: Look at the J-card, man.
Guy 1: Scatman John? Thanks bro!

by YourBatteryIsLow April 5, 2013

J-Wow

An incompetent worker, lacking in the ability to understand simple concepts and/or follow simple rules. Often believes they are mostly, or always correct, but rarely are.

Holy crap, that is a total J-wow installation, how are we going to fix this?

by Professor Hugh G Rection November 6, 2014

Roll A J

the act of rolling weed into a paper joint; to roll marijuana into a paper
usually rolled in rolling Raw Papers

"You should roll a j so that we can smoke and get high"

by stephydeeee94 November 1, 2013