a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha
the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa
abdullah and taha
the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa
by sexism PhD March 29, 2020
Get the diss theorymug. people in management/sales/marketing that thing "in theory that should work"
they often end up setting impossible or stupid goals for others.
they often end up setting impossible or stupid goals for others.
The theory workers seem to think that our plumbing company will build a whole power plant for our customer
by xenobasketologist April 15, 2021
Get the Theory Workermug. The thoeory that theres tiny silly Chris's hiding around every corner of your house. Chris like to flip over desks when angy and they tend to be little. They dress in bikinnis when feeling silly. Theyre like little garden knomes, they soawn in the masses and peep theres itty bitty heads through windows when alone. They typically wear champion shirts and vans. They gather in groups and attack by viciously jump up and down to create a decoy, then the leader Arreola tears the opponent down
by CusinFurry September 14, 2022
Get the Chris A theorymug. kind of like the Hoodie theory except instead of hooides this is the theory that lads automatically look cuter when they have a sleeve over there mouth or are chewing a cup
by caroline March 30, 2004
Get the sleeve theorymug. the theory that whenever you see one red car there is always another beside, behind or close to it when driving, or when parked
by Taylorssssss October 14, 2023
Get the red car theorymug. A theory about a conspiracy.
by UltimateDoge August 14, 2021
Get the Conspiracy Theorymug. The probability of beating someone in a fight is equal to 0.5, ±(The difference in height between you and your opponent)*0.1, regardless of physical ability.
In layman's terms, if you are taller than someone, you can beat them in a fight. A fact known by all tall men, and a fact discredited by all short men.
In layman's terms, if you are taller than someone, you can beat them in a fight. A fact known by all tall men, and a fact discredited by all short men.
Well my 5'11" friend, since I am 6'3", I could definitely kick your ass... That's The Branard Theory for ya!
by omg_penguin September 3, 2013
Get the The Branard Theorymug.