active hours

When you be tweaking or just straight up horny

Guy 1: why is that dude hitting on every girl here?
Guy 2: probably his active hours

Guy 1: makes sense, would be wrong if he had a gf though

by Swagman86 December 1, 2021

Hospital hour

However long it takes for a patient go to and complete a procedure. Can be an indefinite length of time based on what procedure they are having. Usually a hospital hour is anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour and a half. But can be longer.

How long will this procedure take? It will take around a hospital hour to complete.

How long to do the surgery? Oh most likely he will
Be gone a hospital hour or so. You probably have time to go eat something.

by JunieBee913 February 17, 2024

sadwife hour

when you and your lesbian wife are both sad because of causes such as anger and sadness

my wife and i are in sadwife hour because we didn't get mcdonald's

by lesbian wife December 3, 2018

Push Hour

The time typically in the morning and just after lunch where a greater number of people find the need to have a sit down on the toilet at the same time. The cause may be the increase in coffee intake in the morning and a hearty meal during lunch at the local eatery.

Tried to take a dump, but looks like peak Push Hour. All the stalls were taken, bro.

by Kap21 June 4, 2018

Melancholy Hour

When you want to drink alcohol because you feel depressed. (10:00 - 11:00)

Oh boy. Would you look at the time. It's Melancholy Hour. *sobs while attempting to drink*

by bonelesspizza June 18, 2017

the witching hour

Period that occurs hours before dawn, between 03:00 until 03:59.

The witching hour.

by Çyryryqy July 22, 2025

Light hour

Anywhere from 30-59 minutes

“Yeah I’ll be over in a light hour”
“How long?”
“30-59 minutes”

by Grant Scott Hansen October 21, 2025