hog cramps

After giving your all when sucking dick, you get neck cramps, so be it called hog cramps.

Jesus: how did it go with Luke?
Sarah: I have hog cramps from it

by thisfakehair April 23, 2019

30-50 feral hogs

Referencing a post on Twitter in which someone asks "Legit question for rural Americans- How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?". In the original post, it was supposed to be defending gun laws. Now it is used as an expression when something says something improbable.

Person A: What if improbable thing happens??
Person B: What if there were 30-50 feral hogs?

by designatedtwink January 28, 2025

Bush Hog

Someone who eats unshaven pussy

"Guurl he didn't even care I haven't shaved in months, He's a TRUE Bush Hog"

by MasterShakeATHF April 9, 2020

Rub hog

When you’re jacking off a guy and he’s yelling like a pig because of it.

So you didn’t sleep with him?

No because I was giving him a hand job and he wouldn’t stop moaning like a rub hog

Oh that’s fucked

by Shelbin399 April 27, 2025

hog habits

The practice of having numerous and risky sexual encounters , disregarding the consequences.

"Hog habits die hard son" -my dad on why he doesn't live with us anymore.

by wordmaster_clarence November 21, 2017

hog light

JAKE GRILLS OF STIRLING RAWDON

JAKE GRILLS YOU ARE A HOG LIGHT CUNT

by Jewish kid January 22, 2024

bulvitlis hog

a man's hog in exuma bahamas who died from 'slackness' (eating to much)

youll like slackness you know bulvitlis hog died of slackness

by JBaham October 1, 2006