Kelso is a school full of sluts, drug dealers, furrys and genuinely weird ass people. Then there is your popularity contest and your preppy bitches. And your athletes . Most kids vape in the bathroom. Dailey fights. Teachers don’t actually teach we watch videos to learn. Our test scores suck. Andddd our bathrooms are always locked
Someone: “what school do you go to”
Me: “Kelso high school”
Someone: “where’s that”
Me: “a shit hole”
Me: “Kelso high school”
Someone: “where’s that”
Me: “a shit hole”
by Grannysmokes January 24, 2020
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by lewynm June 29, 2020
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Guy: Damn, the Oviedo High School football team beat hagerty for the 258275th year in a row!
Guy 2: Them Oviedo Jhits crazy!
Guy 3: Yeah that's a chill ass school!
Guy 2: Them Oviedo Jhits crazy!
Guy 3: Yeah that's a chill ass school!
by Unknownㅤㅤ October 20, 2021
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Got hit in they bean by salesian in basketball.
bitches mad chopped and guys are ass at ball.
person 1: why do birds fly upside down over spellman?
person 2: idk why?
person 1: because it ain’t worth shit
Got hit in they bean by salesian in basketball.
bitches mad chopped and guys are ass at ball.
person 1: why do birds fly upside down over spellman?
person 2: idk why?
person 1: because it ain’t worth shit
by spellman hit in they beam January 15, 2023
Get the spellman high school mug.The guy in High School who graduates high school as the kid who everyone though was either,
A. was going to kill everyone in the school so they made him an outcast.
B. Payed attention in class and got pissed when kids wasted time and disrespected the teachers.
C. Or was the kid everyone beat up or made fun of because he stuck out like a white kid in River Rouge
And in all three cases this person will not even grace the ass holes he went to school with by attending the reunion because guaranteed he has better things to do.
A. was going to kill everyone in the school so they made him an outcast.
B. Payed attention in class and got pissed when kids wasted time and disrespected the teachers.
C. Or was the kid everyone beat up or made fun of because he stuck out like a white kid in River Rouge
And in all three cases this person will not even grace the ass holes he went to school with by attending the reunion because guaranteed he has better things to do.
A. Don't fuck with him hes the "High School Loser" and he might kill you...
B. Why is it Im called a "High School loser" because I actually care about learning so that I can pass that test?!
C. I'm the "I'm The High School Loser only because I'm in NHS, and Student council, and Chess Club.
B. Why is it Im called a "High School loser" because I actually care about learning so that I can pass that test?!
C. I'm the "I'm The High School Loser only because I'm in NHS, and Student council, and Chess Club.
by Atlas Flyer March 30, 2009
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