sam fat ham

One who practially lives on Ham

Gosh, Sam fat ham must of ate all the ham!

by Wintiyyioi August 9, 2006

Black Forest Hams

Two very hairy butt checks of a man aged 17-25. Hair can be seen starting at, but not limited to, his lower back while shirtless.

Girl: Look at his hairy lower back!
Girl2: Yea he must have a serious pair of black forest hams roasting in those board shorts!
Girl: Black Forest Hams?
Girl2: Yea, butt checks are hams, swamps are woodland like forests, but its not quite like swamp ass, less moist, like a forest, and it would be black, like his pubes.

Girl:... You eat way to much Subway

Girl2: whats funny is i would love a black forest ham five dollar footlong right now... you know me to well...

by William Nye November 2, 2009

brown eggs and ham

when a man bends over spreads his ass cheeks lets a little turd out of his anus so your butt looks like an egg and his man peices are the ham - this is a waiting game from the movie waiting -worth ten kicks in the ass

bob showed jon the brown eggs and ham ,and jon threw up and got kicked in the ass

by one ball May 24, 2009

Ham Radio Set

A modern or old device that is looked at as "crappy", "slow", or "ancient" by others. Mostly told by people with fast and great technology to people with slow, outdated, or crappy technology. A ham radio set is an ancient radio system which requires TONS of wires and confusing setup. The ancient set radio of the ham was invented in 1921. DATS OWLD!

Your laptop is such a ham radio set. It only has 4 gigabytes of RAM with a resolution of 700 as mine has 10 gigabytes of RAM with a resolution of 2140.

Go play a game on your 2 bit ham radio set
Get that ham radio set off that desk and get a better computer!
The sight of a ham radio set makes me want to cry!

by Cubeman7 February 18, 2015

Going ham in the paint

Being so amazing during a moment that the term "going ham" doesn't qualify anymore. And at that moment a can of paint is thrown on the floor around you and you keep being amazing

Person 1: dude are you seeing how good John is in this game of volleyball
Person 2: yeah man, he is going ham in the paint

by Dr. Mixie September 2, 2013

expired ham cannon

to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back

dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.

by edward worley? March 27, 2010

Honey Glazed Ham

The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.

What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham

by FCNUnicorn August 1, 2021