busted hipster

A busted hipster is a hipster that can no longer function in their element as being "hip." They have either consumed so many drugs that they don't even identify as human anymore or the bright colors they stare at all day made them crazy. Busted hipsters no longer fall into the realm of tacky tattoos or super tight pants, but instead join the mass of confused "hippies" that have smoked themselves stupid.
Look at Mike, those tacky tattoos and shades for sure represent a busted hipster.
by Kemper42 March 10, 2016
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Hipster Local

The type of person who tries to justify their localness by saying that they have been liking something before it was popular.
Local Hipster: “OMG, I’m such an Arianna Stan. I hate locals.”

Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”

Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”

Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”
by PoopDealer134 July 27, 2019
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Hipster Cutthroat

Someone who was listening to dubstep before most of you were wearing diapers, alright...which means before you were born! (You like that, don’t you?)
Even this hipster cutthroat’s eyebrows are black..you see, he had his Aunt put it on...makeup. He was listening to dubstep before most of you were wearing...etc.
by I’m Your Huckleberry June 12, 2021
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Hipster Points

The points one receives for every hipster-like thing they do.

Abbreviation: HP
You gain 10 Hipster Points for having a Tumblr account, and 100 bonus points for having had it before Tumblr was cool.
by Flucka April 06, 2012
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Co-op of Hipsters

The collective noun used to describe a group of hipsters.

When more than 2 or more hipsters gather together, often to listen to vintage records or to play SNES, transcending those inferior to themselves, and enter an almost ethereal, other worldly state of existence.
"Tony walked into the plaid shirt store and noted the co-op of hipsters in the corner, they regarded him with a transcendant arrogance, not uncommon from their kind."
by Dr. Ick February 15, 2017
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Hipster Wank

wankin the terms of it being terrible. Hipster Wank is a term to describe bad art work using a medium that is outdated or just old. Hipsters are the ones who tend to use an out dated medium. They use it because they think it makes their art work better or they use it to show their different. You can see this on Instagram by simply looking at the hashtag “film is not dead”.
Person 1: “mate look at this photography
Person 2: “yeah that’s a good example of hipster wank. Shooting in 35mm film doesn’t make your photography good”
by Kevin the obese fetus June 16, 2019
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hipster tryhard

A hipster tryhard is a person that tries hard to be a hipster, by shopping at indie shops even if they don't like the clothes just to be hipster.
"i got this top from a backstreet shop in town, cause you know, topman is way too mainstream"
"hipster tryhard!"
by jcritch2000 April 11, 2014
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