A feeling to show that you’re shocked. SIKE! Naw, it’s just a phrase to say anytime you fucking want.
by Resting_bitch_face September 21, 2019

When a person feels the need to watch his or her neighborhood for any behavior they see as bad/dangerous and will ruin anyones day. Although they consider themselves good citizens they are often intimidating and could possibly be mistaken for a neo-fascist leader.
Clint: *breaks glass* I love breaking glass. Its pretty cool and totally harmless. It makes the street look like it has diamonds in it and totally enhances the look of anything.
Will: I agree. It does look pretty cool.
Good Citizen: Hey, You wanna pick that up now?!?!?! I'm saying this with a beer in my hand. I think later i'll go drive in my car and get in an accident but i'll judge you for breaking glass and making the ground look like it has the appearence of diamonds. Rawr. I'm a totally raging alcoholic, I'm a good citizen making kids pick up shards of glass.
Will: I agree. It does look pretty cool.
Good Citizen: Hey, You wanna pick that up now?!?!?! I'm saying this with a beer in my hand. I think later i'll go drive in my car and get in an accident but i'll judge you for breaking glass and making the ground look like it has the appearence of diamonds. Rawr. I'm a totally raging alcoholic, I'm a good citizen making kids pick up shards of glass.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 17, 2005

by Mokonamon May 10, 2005

When you are tired and want to express how tired you are in the morning.
Saying "Good Morning" as you yawn.
Saying "Good Morning" as you yawn.
Girl: "Hey morning!"
Boy: "Good Lorning..."
Girl: "Jeez, you sound tired. what did you do last night?"
Boy: "Well you see I went to bed at 10:30pm, but I stayed up until 3:00am browsing Reddit."
Boy: "Good Lorning..."
Girl: "Jeez, you sound tired. what did you do last night?"
Boy: "Well you see I went to bed at 10:30pm, but I stayed up until 3:00am browsing Reddit."
by rjnak March 20, 2017

Way to describe the quality of sex between two women. Can also be used to suggest something is of high quality.
by jfray32 June 4, 2017

by sallymckennaismywifey July 5, 2021

If you shared how you truly are, the person you’re speaking to would be horrified; but in comparison to other days living as a depressed person, you’re doing better than usual.
Mom: How are you doing?
You: I haven’t cleaned my room in over a year, showered in 4 days, and I’ve had a student loan bill under my pillow for 2.5 months; but I took my meds, went to work, and mowed the lawn today, so I think I’m depression good.
Mom: Clean your room!
You: I haven’t cleaned my room in over a year, showered in 4 days, and I’ve had a student loan bill under my pillow for 2.5 months; but I took my meds, went to work, and mowed the lawn today, so I think I’m depression good.
Mom: Clean your room!
by nick wiley September 23, 2020
