I really enjoy being fucked in my asshole, and I've got 8", so sometimes I fuck myself in my fuck-chute! Yeah - I'm a self-fucker!
by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021
this term means that a male person inserts their penis into the male llamas ass or the female llamas vagina...
by joe carey June 06, 2004
1.You are the #1 motherfucker. You got your mom and your friends' mom pregnant 5 times.
2.Rob is such a motherfucker
3.You motherfucker!!!!
2.Rob is such a motherfucker
3.You motherfucker!!!!
by MoFoe August 24, 2003
by shaft central January 04, 2009
by Weekend Wild Man's Sidekick January 08, 2010
The word when said, may indicate that is going to be a difficult situation, a hard time, or something is, or will be, happening to them (you or everyone) that is bad (we guess), a bad day, a bad time or perhaps a stressful situation. This expression is more often said by the Black, so-called African-American, Negro race more often than other races, and is sometimes heard as an expression or expressed for some unknown reason to everyone around leaving everyone to wonder what is going wrong in this person's life.
Jack, a homeless Negro man, awakened from his sleep after a night sleep in a homeless shelter and says to Toby... "Today is going to be a mother fucker!"
Toby… yep!
Toby… yep!
by Billy BullSchitter April 22, 2016
1. a man who takes pleasure in getting lots of mice and making them run all over their dick
2. sombody whos fetish is mice, so dresses up as a mouse when they have sex or makes their partner do so
3. sombody who gets a boner at disney land when the guy in the mickey mouse suit walks past
2. sombody whos fetish is mice, so dresses up as a mouse when they have sex or makes their partner do so
3. sombody who gets a boner at disney land when the guy in the mickey mouse suit walks past
1. at pet shop
SHOPKEEPER: "so this is quiet alot of mice your buying, are they all for you?"
CUSTOMER: "ummm... yeah, sure..."
SHOPKEEPER: "really? because i like to fuck 'em"
2. in bed
GIRL: is this really neccesary?
GUY (in suit): hey, yesterday you made me wear that latex dildo suit, and it gave me a reaction that almost killed me!
GUY IN MICKEY MOUSE VOICE: now bend over and take it like a little bitch, HAHA
3.at disney land
JEFF: duuuuuuuddddddeeeee i am so fucking horny right now.....
STEVEN: what the fuck is wrong with you??...... yeah me too....
BOB: OMFG MOUSE FUCKER!!!
SHOPKEEPER: "so this is quiet alot of mice your buying, are they all for you?"
CUSTOMER: "ummm... yeah, sure..."
SHOPKEEPER: "really? because i like to fuck 'em"
2. in bed
GIRL: is this really neccesary?
GUY (in suit): hey, yesterday you made me wear that latex dildo suit, and it gave me a reaction that almost killed me!
GUY IN MICKEY MOUSE VOICE: now bend over and take it like a little bitch, HAHA
3.at disney land
JEFF: duuuuuuuddddddeeeee i am so fucking horny right now.....
STEVEN: what the fuck is wrong with you??...... yeah me too....
BOB: OMFG MOUSE FUCKER!!!
by the awesome-inator April 26, 2010