fried-days

fridays for getting fried🍃

“bro fried-days keep me thu the week”

by thebudterms January 27, 2024

kentucky fried fatass

someone who is so fat they have their on gravitational pull

Oh my god charles jessie layne the third is such a kentucky fried fatass

charles that’s your 5th big mac today calm down you kentucky fried fatass

you’re very fat charles

by Ripp Tichards October 19, 2023

felch fries or goonlaush

the age old question. Would you rather eat felch fries or goonlaush? Both are delectable delicacies. Yum

“ayo homie. felch fries or goonlaush?”
“id have to go with the goonlaush. My girlfriend makes a mean goonlaush.”
“she has a dick?”
“Nah her 6foot 9 pr bench 500lbs life long friend she loves like a brother helps her.”
“what the fuck. this got sad”

by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025

Consolation fries

French fries purchased as comfort food following a disappointment.

BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.

by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025

Consolation fries

French fries that one purchases as comfort food following a disappointment.

BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.

by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025

dome fries

Eating fries while receiving a blow job and resting the dipping sauce on the giver's head so you can dip your fries while getting head.

Had some dome fries with my girlfriend last night.

by LaraCuntTwatRaider May 16, 2017

kentucky fried chicken leg

The act of ejaculating on your partners leg during sex, and then having a third person nibble your partners leg and lick off the ejaculation. Three people are required and two of those must be siblings.

Hey you think your sister would be down for a Kentucky fried chicken leg?

As long as I am the one eating it off her legs.

Of course, I'll cum and you two enjoy!

See you then!

by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017