Frog

An intergalactic being that could take control of the universe at any giving moment

Did you hear about the frog epidemic?

by Joe Bartollozi November 26, 2023

Pocket frogging

The act of sitting in your room with the door locked and the blinds closed while doing absolutely nothing besides breathing and playing pocket frogs side of effects of pocket frogging include arm cramps, hand cramps, finger cramps, leg cramps and scoliosis.

Person 1: “Hey, wanna hang out?”
Person 2 “Hell naw, man I’m bout to go pocket frogging”

by skinnyyoungTHUG November 27, 2019

stupid frog

His name is dean christodolopolous and he is a fuckboy. He looks like a frog and thinks he can get all the girls. He planned to hook up with this try hard girl and thinks he is top shit now. Like come on, who does that???? He tries too hard with his cheek bones when he sends snaps to girls. He talks to every girl he can get to. He pretends to put effort into one girl but little does she know hes talking to anothet 5000 girls. He is such a dick. He is scared as well. He cant even meet up with a girl cause hes a pussy. Now thats a bit far. He sends ab pictures and expects girls to send something good back. He is the most desperate frog ever and he pisses people off. No one can explain how much of a fag he is. He lies and thinks he can get away with it. If you get on his bad side... YOU ARE GONE FOREVER!!! Now, be careful because hes dangerous! GRRR

Person 1; See that guy over there?
Person 2: Oh yea. i do!
Person 1: He is such a stupid frog. He is a fuckboy
Person 2: Yea i can see that. What an ass. i heard some stories about him. Hes so stupid

by ffnefueq April 15, 2019

Frog

A frog is an amphibious lump of skin. It lives in ponds and is very breakable. Frogs are loved by many women, and will make nice gifts to girlfriends.

Alexis seems to be very happy in her pile of frogs.

Don’t touch that frog! Alexis will kill you.

by Lieutenant Cinder March 20, 2022

Emo frog

Emo frog: a swaggy and and big bootie energy person who is also suicidal

*Max and Emmy chilling*
Bob: can I be an emo frog like you two

Max and Emmy: no cos you are not swaggy or have big bootie energy and you aren’t suicidal

by Maxosullivan69420 April 1, 2022

Trap Frog

To be the best trapper in the city/pond. To Trap drugs as a reptilian God.

Damn, that frog straight trappin, he must be a Trap Frog.

by Northfolk457 July 10, 2021

Curse of the frog

A curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed turn into a frog exactly 54 .75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.

Jim: ah man I got the curse of the frog
Norbert: what's the curse of the frog?

Jim: the curse of the frog is a curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed by the frog turn into a frog exactly 54.75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.

Norbert: nortbert.
Bender (from hit tv show Futurama): woah mama!

by Billybobthefourth June 17, 2024