by Not_An_Evan June 9, 2019

Bad couple. Just plain horrible. They think they work out but they are totally diffrenent in ways they do not notice . Fucking gross couple
Friend: “Dude are you dating kate”
Evan: “yea bruh why”
Friend: “bro bad choice bad choice, evan and kate dont go together”
Evan: “yea bruh why”
Friend: “bro bad choice bad choice, evan and kate dont go together”
by Coolpersonnnnnn October 24, 2017

a chad who says theyre bad at everything and then immediatley after destroys everyone at it, they like bugging ppl to read/play/watch their new interest and are swag
by CATGIRLCHUU February 3, 2021

An evan, is a super annoying person who stands next to your group not saying a word but, randomly blurting out an insult and trying to trip you.
by Ayoo_Frankie February 16, 2025

by Haetees December 21, 2019

Evans is one of the best friends you will ever have. He is kind, funny, joyful, and loving. Evans is usually pretty smart, but they can sometimes act like a know-it-all. He is one of the most hilarious and fun people you will ever meet, and he can always make you laugh, even if you are nowhere near him. Though he may seem weird to people who don’t know him, his close friends know that he is complety insane, but it’s great. It is so fun to be around an Evans. Evans is a friend that will always be there for you no matter what. If you have the blessing of being friends with an Evans, never let him go.
by Urb4n Dictionary November 21, 2021
