Similar to the Male octopus, the Male will RIP off its penis and throw it to the female. She puts it in the freezer to make it hard and then fucks herself.
by #samborambo July 20, 2019
Get the dirty graysonmug. bro last night i was with this girl and she totally dirty laura. she started screaming “viva la republica” while having an orgasm
by Benito Camelas April 14, 2020
Get the dirty lauramug. When a man (typically a ginger) attempts inserting his boot tip into his own ass while masturbating furiously in an attempt to beat the souless sperm from his body. Usually a mechanic. Prefers performing this act while on a toilet or in front of a coworkers mother.
by DasCuda June 23, 2019
Get the Dirty Huntermug. The act of unwilling anal intercourse while your partner is vomiting into a toilet due to excessive alcohol consumption.
by bigtimers May 16, 2014
Get the The Dirty Henrymug. The art of professionalism in mastery of handjobs and dick arousal to the extent of multiple orgasms from a male
by Slumpqueen August 14, 2020
Get the Dirty Staceymug. Doing a dirty coco is when you’re high on cocaine and your nose is clogged, but you’re giving some fire, sloppy head so you just let shugie boogies run down your face and wipe them away as they dribble so you won’t ruin your rhythm.
by LaLocoCoco April 2, 2020
Get the dirty cocomug. A man kneels on his hands and knees, pushing his penis and testicles between his legs. All the while, his sexual counterpart kneels behind him, performs analingus and masturbates the tucked, downward-pointing penis. The masturbatory act looks similar to that of a milkmaid milking a cow's udders.
This act differs from that of a Rusty Trombone, in that the masturbatory act of the Rusty Trombone is a "reach-around" with a back-and-forth jerking motion with the pleasure-getter remaining standing; a Dirty Milkmaid's participant is kneeling and the hand manipulation is between the legs, using an up/down motion.
This act differs from that of a Rusty Trombone, in that the masturbatory act of the Rusty Trombone is a "reach-around" with a back-and-forth jerking motion with the pleasure-getter remaining standing; a Dirty Milkmaid's participant is kneeling and the hand manipulation is between the legs, using an up/down motion.
You might as well call me Bessie the Cow, because that filthy whore gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
While I knew she could play a skin-flute, I had no idea she was also a Dirty Milkmaid.
That girl must work on a farm, because not only did she she tounge-dive my dirt-pipe, but she gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
While I knew she could play a skin-flute, I had no idea she was also a Dirty Milkmaid.
That girl must work on a farm, because not only did she she tounge-dive my dirt-pipe, but she gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
by West Coast Buckeye December 25, 2011
Get the Dirty Milkmaidmug.