WALNUT DAY

A day when the ball sack is shriveled up, resembling a walnut shell

I woke the other morning and thought to myself, shit its going to be a 'walnut day', as my bollocks were shriveled up like a walnut shell.......... having a wrist twist(wank) makes it worse.....

by PJ DJ August 19, 2009

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day demon

to be a “demon” at all light hours. Being a true playa at day light hours. For example if you just punch somebody in they face out of nowhere during the day you a day demon. If you fucking bitches before 7pm you’re a day demon

You heard NBA Youngboys Diss on Durk?

Yeah he’s a fucking day demon

by the oringal day demon February 26, 2022

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Opposite Day

Opposite Day is a fun "game" played on another. You never know when this day takes place, but when it does, everything you say has the opposite meaning of what it would on a normal day. The quest is on to figure out when this day actually happens, so you can safeguard yourself from its horrors.

H-bird: Imma snaxe you, you snaxe
*readies sticky hand*
Snaxe: Haha, It'sssss Opposite Day today, you can't snaxe me!
H-bird: Gosh Dangit.

by Hecretary Bird July 26, 2020

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Bub Day

A day for couples named Marco, and Leah!

(Made by the one and only Marco, and Leah)

Person Number One: Today was international Bub Day for Marco, and Leah!

by Marco and Leah! June 9, 2021

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Internet Day

An internet day is a day on which you can use the internet.

For most people, every day is an internet day, so the term is useless. However, when you cannot afford a monthly internet subscription, and you have to buy internet on a day by day basis, the term takes on a whole new meaning.

Flatmate 1: Oh did you hear about .....?
Flatmate 2: No?
Flatmate 1: Google it.

Flatmate 2: It's not an internet day...

Flatmate 1: Internet Day?
Flatmate 2: INTERNET DAY, YES MATE.

by OhTheDamageIsDone March 4, 2011

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