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Jada And Courtney

-(Verb.) to surpass intoxication while being ratchet at the same time.
Look at them hoes of there getting Jada And Courtney as fuck.

I thought she was a good girl, then I seen her get Jada And Courtney at the club.
by Not MeShell April 19, 2013
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court

a fabulous girl who does whatever she wants, whenever she wants, and usually gets away with it because of her supremely good looks.
fine,a ballah,effortless,crazy,thirsty,

she can keep you on your toes
"Wow did you just see her?!"
"Who court?"
"YEAH. how did she just get away with that?!"
"Because she can... shes court. would you stop her?"
by 6feettall December 27, 2009
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courtesy flush

When you fuck your partner in the ass and cum, then while he/she is taking the cumshit, he/she flushes after the first major bowel movement. At the very same time, you give your dick a good wash and get your dick in her/his mouth one more time. This is actually a double courtesy flush situation.
Oh man, your dick smells, give me a courtesy flush before I stick it back in my mouth, I mean I just gave you a courtesy flush with my first big shit after you came in my ass!
by Blunt Monk September 29, 2015
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Online Course

Usually these courses are not offered in school and overachieving students decide to take them. On the other hand, students who fail easy courses have this as an option to retake the course.

Students who take these courses do not even know how to scan homework and take more time scanning it than actually doing it. Usually, these students NEVER catch up, even if they say that they will study every weekend. These courses fail to teach students; however, it does show them how to procastinate more and upload homework exactly at 7:00 pm.

Usually by the end of the course, students wont have an idea of what they just studied for a whole year - they still got a B because they either cheated looking at other students' accounts, or guessed 80% of the multiple choice questions.
Hot Chick: hi handsome... would you like to hang out just us two tonight?

Student taking Online Course: Sure.......................... Sh!t, I have to upload that test - I cant. Plus, my scanner doesnt work, or maybe I dont even know how to use it.

Hot Chick: its ok, ur loss!
by Procastinator14 October 18, 2011
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Court Jester

The simultaneous fisting of a females vaginal and rectal cavity.

Also can be described as 5 in the pink and 5 in the stink
I just gave my old lady the court jester and now she's walking like she shit out a watermelon
by keepfrosty October 10, 2009
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Courtney

An ancient Avatar name, used to describe the Na'vi like people who walk amongst us today. Their plan is to study us and learn our ways. Habits of the “Courtney” include drinking alone, dressing as teddy bears and dancing on bar tops.
Dude did you see that Avatar dancing on the bar?

Yeah, prolly a Courtney.
by Manager OD December 7, 2010
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Full court press

a torture device, also a wrestling hold
you failed to call me "Sir" - that'll be the FULL COURT PRESS for twelve hours
he's got him in a FULL COURT PRESS - yes, it's a submission
by blue screen bastard August 1, 2005
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