Keegan Cooked

The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.

Oh my, no way he is keegan cooked. What a CUCK!

by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025

Cooked

when you don't study for a math test you are cooked, meaning it's going to be bad

guy 1: yo man i might be cooked in this math test

guy: 2 we both cooked man

by 29alex06 April 2, 2024

Cooked

Used when an individual is in major trouble.

"Finished."

Mother found out about my failed grade; I'm cooked!

by Nightcharybdis December 24, 2022

savannah cook

she is a god, she is a cheerleader and is absolutely stunning but calls herself a rat. She does track and is one fast pepper!!! she is hilarious and amazing and if u ever need talk to someone, talk to savannah. she may be in drama sometimes but she isn’t toxic. She is blonde or brunette

catch phrases: GET NAY NAYED

Luke Cocoran: Savannah cook will u go out with me?

Savannah cook: YES! get nay nayed chelsea!!!!

by delanawasnthere November 6, 2019

Cooked it

Regional NYC slang to indicate running away really fast or leaving a place really quickly.

A very aggressive dog broke away from his owner in the park so, I grabbed my small dog and cooked it.

by DeeDeeT15 August 8, 2020

cooked ravioli

the type of loser at your school that would scream "cACTI" five times in the library because they're probably retarded

you're such a cooked ravioli shut ur friggin mouth

by a friggin retard March 10, 2018

cook

to do really good in something

yesss slay queen u cooked

by fartassbitch December 2, 2024