Jimmy's Cherry Pies

Delicious uncooked pies

You're looking real Jimmy's Cherry Pies today, pal.

by Jimmy Crust March 1, 2018

California Cherry Crusher

The perfect name for a dick so massive and thick, it pops your girls other cherries, even if she ain't a virgin. Also known as the Maryland Anal Tugger. If you have one of these, beware, with great size comes the possibility of actually splitting someone in half.

Detective: What appears the cause of death?
Doc: It seems the girl had a California Cherry Crusher shoved inside her reproductive organs.
Detective: Good God! What kind of deadly weapon is that!?!
Doc: Nothin you own.

by IRHMP August 27, 2016

bing cherry salad

eating out a virgins asshole

I had a little mother theresa bing cherry salad last night.

by Anal Cherry November 15, 2010

diet cherry coke

A soda that sounds quite awesome but one be you get it, you realize it sucks. YET You keep getting it because it sounds good.

Well I could get coke but Diet Cherry Coke sounds pretty great

by Pickelbutton June 16, 2016

cherry pants dance

This is a dance in which all male patrons are considered to be a cherry pants. They are confused about their sexual orientation.

Joe went to a dance looking for romance, he saw a cherry pants and thought he had a chance. Then he realized he was at a cherry pants dance and some were already thinking about plugging him.

by jimmybomm April 8, 2021

Vanilla cherry delight

Whenever a girl scrapes your dick while you're getting head and you force her to swallow the blood and cum

Steve "damn dude Julie cut my dick during head last night so I have that bitch a vanilla cherry delight"
Joe "yeah dude Julie's a whore anyways I'm sure she liked it"

by Swagyolo12:51 January 4, 2014

doo doo cherry

Anal virginity. Works for men or women.

Dude, I can't go to prison, Bubba will tear my ass up. I still have my doo doo cherry!

My girlfriend wants me to pop her doo doo cherry.

by gixxerboy January 11, 2013