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Changing a 1 to a 0

There's no end to the madness!
It doesn't matter about what they put down, whoever is looking at it will only look at what's when and where. Changing a 1 to a 0 is really kinda childish but it keeps you giggling I guess you grown up!
by Enter pen name here. October 19, 2023
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changing of the guard

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?
by gnostic3 January 18, 2022
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Climate Change

Its too cold, must be due to climate change
Its too hot, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I ejaculated prematurely, must be due to climate change
by Itsjustmenow May 20, 2025
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Money's acting funny, change a little strange

A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.
If your money's acting funny, change a little strange, check out this store and buy all the cool merchandise we have in stock.
by Verrückte Hunde November 22, 2022
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National Change Seat Day

On September 30th all of our founding fathers came together under a meeting called by Samuel Adams to make a day in which all seats in any classroom, bus, airplane could be changed.
Brad, “hey happy national change seat day, want to take someone’s first class seat?” Terry, “aww heck yeah I can’t wait too”
by Mr.Jammie September 17, 2019
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How to change a hoe to a boss

you can’t.....she belongs to the streets🗣‼️
How to change a hoe to a boss- you tryna help them to get money
by Tryna help a hoe 101 November 17, 2020
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change monkey

A derogatory term for a bank teller or cashier. Also used when you are pissed off at the person acting as "banker" when playing Monopoly.
Sorry I'm late, there's a new change monkey working at the coffee shop.

or

Gimme my change, change monkey!
by ViridianDusk March 15, 2010
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