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Chad

Chad - typically a well rounded underrated athlete. the type of guy to be known for having a large head (literally and figuratively). one of the more handsome guys to walk the earth and has no problem letting you know.
ex. chad "rossburn rifle" doesn't have a problem with letting you know he is the fucking man
by Billy January 24, 2022
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Chad oilfield blumpkin

When a gay flowback hand goes and takes a shit in a porta shitter on location and his gay boyfriend comes over and gives him head while he’s taking a shit.
My gay lover gave me a Chad oilfield blumpkin yesterday and I nutted so fast.
by Big Chad February 28, 2025
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chad

"he's such a chad!"
by crush rejectee September 16, 2022
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Chad Dev

A Chad Dev is a programmer who firmly believes that real coding peaked in 1978 with The C Programming Language. They scoff at modern conveniences, insisting that true mastery comes from suffering in the terminal. They write exclusively in C, run Emacs/Vim with no plugins because man > machine, and open every terminal session with htop “just to check things are fine.” Their Makefiles are legendary, hundreds of lines of cryptic rules they barely remember but proudly flaunt as proof of skill. Publicly, they declare things like “Java is for interns,” while secretly automating a few tasks in Python. Arch Linux (btw) runs on their battered ThinkPad, adorned with stickers no one can read.
“I asked Paul for a simple JSON parser… he wrote a custom C parser with manual memory management. Such a Chad Dev.”
by Hucode September 19, 2025
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chad

The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: 'I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.'
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Don't be a Chad, wipe your chad!
by Chaint. August 14, 2022
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chad honey

A term used to describe the gross cum of a jock - usually named Chad.
"I ate my buddies' chad honey, but now he has a wife and kids so I can't even look him in the eye."
by euronymous96 January 10, 2020
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Chad

by BorgerZSS September 1, 2021
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