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Candy Cane Syndrome

The curvature of the penis due to excessive masturbation. (Penis usually reddens in color).
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has Candy Cane Syndrome.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.
by Dr. Punarankatash December 11, 2010
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Hard Candy List

A list of individuals in bad standing with the Aryan Brotherhood. Individuals on the Hard Candy List are subject to removal.
OG Beaver: That piece of shit Bart Simpson is on the Hard Candy List!

Shamrock: Whad he do, cuz?

OG Beaver: That muthafucka was tellin'! And he's gonna catch a pluggin'!
by ZXY&ABC February 27, 2019
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Chocolate Candy Apple

AKA "The Brown Christening"

Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby.

is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
by The Lizard-The Fox November 2, 2010
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personal hard candy

Personal Hard Candy means to KILL.
In reference to receiving a hit list, El Jefe gives a "note" to cycle through his chain to

give the "OK" or "Green Light" to kill an enemy. On this note, will be listed rival gang member names, their neighborhood or "Barrio", and/ or how to kill them in (brief description). Side notes may sometimes be included.

(**This term is in relation to gang activity and it's code words to carry out a command. The note is usually sent from prison to their soldiers on the outside, some are kept "in-house" for "in-house green lights"**)
(**The following gang names are fictional and if affect anyone in a personal matter, my apologies**)

Personal Hard Candy:

Ese Dinky (Raul Garcia) Varrio de White Water
by SoCal ANONyMUS April 22, 2014
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candy cane

a line of cocaine and the football shaped Xanax. All the fun, none of the fear.
Candy canes are used by those who have a sense of balance. (you know what that means)
by Johnnymad October 23, 2007
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candy cane challenge

When a woman has nipples so hard she can hang candy canes on them
Guy 1: Hey, did you those candy canes hanging on her nipples? They must have been so hard to keep them there!
Guy 2: Yeah! It’s called the candy cane challenge. It’s a holiday tradition.
by HowLowBTieName December 13, 2019
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wall candy

First heard March 2005. Term of derision used to describe purely decorative work of art, such as you would find for sale in a department store and usually mass produced by a 'sell-out' artist.

same as wall-candy
£300 for that painting of a daisy? It's just wall-candy. Must have taken about 30 minutes to paint.
by Farnham 15 March 6, 2005
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