Cameltoe

When of the "Cali" variety, they are quite literally the worst fantasy football team in any league.

"Yo, you got some nice Cameltoe!" "Cali Cameltoe?? No effing way, my team is way better than yours!!"

by yupyouaregonnalose September 13, 2012

screaming camel

WARNING- FOR ACTIVE MILITARY ONLY!!

A screaming camel is when a soldier places the barrel of his M16 into the anus of a prisoner Al-queda soldier till he truly wishes he could blow himself up.

The only reason we found Bin laden was because we used waterboarding and the secret screaming camel technique.

by 420_with_me April 12, 2016

"Off the Camel"

A phrase or statement refering to one who is in denial - Denial, being a River in Egypt (D' Nile).

Bob: I saw you copping a look at the new girl in I.T there,
Ted: No way, she's a dweeb!
Bob: C'mon, face it you're "Off the Camel" man!!

by CraigInRammy November 8, 2007

Camel Feet

Plural of camel foot.

Harold: I am headed to Wal-Mart, in search of camel feet.

by Harold J. August 20, 2008

Calvelli

Means horse in Italian, although, it is the male version. Calvelli's are known as Italian Stallians. They're usaually sexy, attarctive and suave.

"DAMN did you see that? That dude totally pulled a Calvelli on that girl."

by Robert12648 January 2, 2009

camel hiskul

What Julian Joseph is.

"Hey look at this link" says the man

"camel hiskul , i just lost the game" says the woman

by The blo la loop man November 18, 2009

Cameloupe

When a woman has a twattermellon and a cameltoe thus you get a cameloupe.

Ben: wow look at jody that's so disgusting
Miguel: I know she has such a big cameloupe

by VV1891 December 29, 2009