Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice
Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
by thebadwrench April 21, 2018

by Crabtart November 18, 2019

ut I'm a soldier to the very end
I hate Crabs with the passion, my attitude is grim, so
I slip clips in the automatics
Niggas wanna roll through
No, I ain't havin' it
I hate Crabs with the passion, my attitude is grim, so
I slip clips in the automatics
Niggas wanna roll through
No, I ain't havin' it
by Skullsplitter March 29, 2015

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices
by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022

Crab n' nad:
“Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”
“Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”
by LongCrabs March 22, 2019

Yo dude I just dumped jack Daniels down my pants to get rid of all the fuckin things down there and I got blackout crabs.
by DickWagger225 September 10, 2016
