A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.
Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
by Refenestrated December 28, 2021
Get the The Admiral’s Buttonsmug. 
Get the Devil's Buttonmug. When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015
Get the Candied Buttonmug. Buttons is an attorney and went on to become United States Ambassador to Japan in the Obama administration.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2020
Get the Buttonsmug. The small audio button in the corner of a video that you press on a Facebook video to hear the sound. For some reason, Facebooks interpretation of you pressing this button translates to “I now want to hear the audio of every video, audio clip, movie, TikTok, and advertisement in my news feed because I watched this one clip”
I can’t hear this one.
“Press the Sound On Button in the corner.”
Oh thanks.
“No problem. Just make sure you turn it off before you keep scrolling because Facebook will play every video”
“Press the Sound On Button in the corner.”
Oh thanks.
“No problem. Just make sure you turn it off before you keep scrolling because Facebook will play every video”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
Get the Sound On Buttonmug. by Macklog November 18, 2019
Get the button licksmug. Patrick: Cheryl had me go down on her, but I puked when I caught a whiff of her trap button.
Dustin: What the fuck is a trap button?
Patrick: It's when you can't tell she's a whore because she's an "outie" and never wears clothing that exposes her belly. You think it's kosher until you're south of the border.
Dustin: What the fuck is a trap button?
Patrick: It's when you can't tell she's a whore because she's an "outie" and never wears clothing that exposes her belly. You think it's kosher until you're south of the border.
by Raphastus March 10, 2014
Get the Trap Buttonmug.