Brock

This dumb dumb bubblegum lookin ass nigga has to be 4 feet tall or shorter

Brock tends to be a fucking pussy ass bitch who has a chode
Who the fuck would name a child Brock like what kind of fucking crack do you have to be on

What the hell this fucking nigga is being a real Brock

by Ryan is a simp February 7, 2020

Brocrastinating

When you procrastinate with the rest of your bros in choosing the right gift for one of them.

Dudes were brocrastinating, so they gave him an e-gift card instead.

by Pratik swycher February 9, 2020

Broccoli Rob

A guy that kinda looks like broccoli with his green-ass hair and deep v-neck shirt and lanky body.

Yo look at Broccoli Rob he's a real homie and his hair is green as fuck!

by DanteHicks February 10, 2020

brocrastinate

(v) To put off doing something, and hanging out with your bros instead.

"Are you gonna do your math assignment? It's due tomorrow."
"Nah, imma go brocrastinate with Chad and Ryan instead."

by DelTa Mar February 20, 2020

Brock McDonald

a midget ranga who may like men and is very stupid. a Brock McDonald is very annoying and a huge pedo that knws everything abut star wars

eww its a Brock McDonald... yuck

by brock be gay March 2, 2020

Brock

One who most definitely likes cock but doesn’t tell anyone. He also disguises his love for the male genitalia by going out with minors.

Someone: Hey that 6 year old’s looking peng
Someone else: You’re a Brock

by Parky5930 March 17, 2020

brocial distancing

Because of concern for the coronavirus disease, only two bros instead of four or five bros share a couch while watching sports on TV.

Yo, bros! Y'all know we gotta do the brocial distancing thing, so y''ll get yo asses up and off this couch 'cept for me and Holmes.

by Peter Bear J March 22, 2020