A soft, stupid, but overtly friendly boy. A term used by a female to describe a male companion who, like the average Golden Retriever dog, has at least 5 generations of parents who are siblings. His personality reflects this as he is oblivious, slow, but persistently happy. Like many golden retrievers, people are easily distracted by his cute looks and friendly demeanor, so he is often able to exhibit both socially and morally unacceptable behavior without consequence.
Matt is such a golden retriever boyfriend, I found my mom’s jewelry in his car and he said he was going to have it professionally cleaned as a surprise. Isn’t that precious?
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The way he can brighten your day with just a smile and how hes always reminding you that you're beautiful(: The insanely sweet messages he'll send you to remind you that he loves you, and all the Saturday's you spend together that mean the absolute world to you! He truly is the most amazing boyfriend<3
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we believe that when you get a "boyfriend" it's for life and you see some boyfriends may be for life but others are not...
you see the word "boyfriend" itself finishes in the word end now you may read this and believe wrong but for me every boyfriend always has an end, just like love.
And people when they loose their boyfriend they believe that there heart is broken...
it's not ❤️
abby: heyyy bby hows you day been? xxx❤️🌍
boyfriend: ye it was good thanks.
abby:i miss you 🌍🌍xx
message left on read
boyfriend: hey...
abby: hey xxxxxx
boyfriend: i'm done with this i hate you
your a bitch plus i found someone better 🙄bye !
abby:but i "love"you 😭❤️
"message failed to send"
you see even love can't send
boyfriend: ye it was good thanks.
abby:i miss you 🌍🌍xx
message left on read
boyfriend: hey...
abby: hey xxxxxx
boyfriend: i'm done with this i hate you
your a bitch plus i found someone better 🙄bye !
abby:but i "love"you 😭❤️
"message failed to send"
you see even love can't send
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"Hey how's the boyfriend?"
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