Two Bit

In Aussie (just speaking for Brisbane) a two bit is someone who always has to put their "two cents" in ie someone who pipes up with a usually negative/irrelevant opinion just for the sake of having their say (lol!). Similar to a jump-up, but they're usually just a bit too keen/more worthwhile than a two bit :)

Shut up you little two bit, what the hell you know don't chime in with shit when they're trying to save their relationship!

by 1FB May 30, 2019

Bit

"Bit" is a term used against Baby Dongo and his followers, better known as Dongolians, by their sworn enemies, the Anti-Dongos. The term originated from an incident where Baby Dongo sprung into existence in the Funkin' in a Wimpy Day server, but with great controversy as many called it a "bit", sparking the Great Dongo War of 2024. Dongolians have since reclaimed the term as a badge of honor, proudly referring to themselves as "Bits" to mock their enemies. Usage of "Bit" by non-Dongolians is considered highly offensive and is largely frowned upon.

"Shut the flip up you freaking Bit!"
"You can't say that bro. Ok? Ok"

by AaronTheSus December 21, 2024

Bit

A word meaning not a lot, or okay. Created by the English King Sir Jake M the Third

Sir Jake M: I am doing good today

Someone: Bit good

by Savage dog man January 4, 2021

jitzy bits

Origin: North-East Coast of Aus,

A "Jitzy Bits", is a Ditzy jane, slow hoe or a dumb cunt. Airheaded, no-one home, goldfish-memory and all of the above. She's smokin hot, but a little ?silly billy?.

~"Gabby, swallow my load, be a good girl (mutters under breath, "ya Jitzy Bits").

by JSBC August 13, 2017

good bit of kit

good bit of kit is when someone has a good rack

she has a good bit of kit

by good bit of kit guy November 8, 2023

bit

an ignorant racist, homophobic and transphobic asshole who blatantly disrespects people by (more specifically) disregarding their sexuality, racial identification, and pronouns.

make sure you censor bit when typing in the server, people have ptsd from that fucking guy.

by septernalgraphunia February 17, 2021

a bit of this a bit of that

someone who meets multiple race stereotypes while being none of the races that are being stereotyped (i.e a white guy who loves chicken and basketball but is also really good at math)

bro: have you heard about jared? that mf is the star point guard and the star student and hes white?
me: yeah hes a bit of this a bit of that

by somestupidwhiteguy66 July 23, 2025