waiting with baited breath

What a cat does by eating cheese and then hiding silently near a mouse-hole for a furry varmint to come out looking for da source of da delicious aroma.
Garfield is shown to easily catch multiple mice --- i.e., one underneath each foot --- without even trying very hard, and so it's possible dat he was "waiting with baited breath", and so da mice just flocked to him. Or of course, it could also merely be dat said speedy specimens of omnivorous opportunity have learned by now dat said tubby tabby never actually eats da mice he catches or otherwise harms them in any way, and so they are less watchful 'n' wary around Jon's house than they might be in other people's domiciles where da resident felines actually may hunt said rodents for real.
by QuacksO February 27, 2024
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Cat Poop Breath

Morning breath that smells akin to cat poop. Typically occurs after a night of drinking, or nacho eating.
Girl: Good morning. Jeezy creezy, you have cat poop breath!
Guy: I'm pretty sure I got into a batch last night when I was drunk.
by uvkorn7 November 19, 2010
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The Breath Of Fresh Air.

What I call homo-sapiens who have perianal absceses.
Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now the breath of fresh air.
by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 09, 2025
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Breathed

Just trying to prove that this is a word to my friend
Friend one:You breathed oxygen?
Friend two: that’s not a word
Friend one: *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Yes it is
by Breathed November 29, 2021
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breathed

I breathed yesterday, and the cold air was hurting my throat
by Marcial Keller December 21, 2023
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breathed

Her soft vagina breathed goodly
by Dabonitwagwan November 29, 2017
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Thumb Breath

What is required to type multiple sentences on to a smart phone. Or, the time one takes to type on a smart phone uses their thumb breath. If you're getting tired of typing on your phone, you're out of thumb breath.
Save your thumb breath, I'm not reading your message right now.
by Unemeoj November 01, 2022
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