by When is national bf day July 31, 2022

a beautiful boy named finn who i love so much. he’s so cute and so awesome and so wholesome and i’m happy to be his boyfriend. mwah i wuv u.
the perfect boyfriend is finn
by alexandrusixx May 15, 2020

Lily's boyfriend is the sweetest, most awesome person ever. He is cute, funny, smart, respectful, trustworthy, super sweet, handsome, and all together amazing. She loves him so much, and the feeling is anything but mutual.
"Lily's boyfriend is great, she is so lucky to have him".
"I wish I had a boyfriend like "Lily's boyfriend"
"I wish I had a boyfriend like "Lily's boyfriend"
by LilyLovesSam February 20, 2025

The girl gave the boy head on national pleasure ur boyfriend day
the boy finished in the girls 🐱 on national Pleasure your bf day
the boy finished in the girls 🐱 on national Pleasure your bf day
by Your moms crib August 2, 2021

Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017

A waste of time and tears
Something that makes u insecure of yourself
And someone u never know what to give them on their B-day
Something that makes u insecure of yourself
And someone u never know what to give them on their B-day
A-B-C-D-E-F U and U and U GREGOre
"boyfriend"
"boyfriend"
by BlbLBlbL.. January 4, 2022
