Austin

The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.

"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."

by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020

Austin

That one person that will love you no matter what, that will be there for you in good and bad times, someone who puts others before himself, someone lovable .

Austin always is here

by No one that matters March 1, 2018

Austin Roesner

A bitchass who always yoinks kills in rainbow six siege and can't play doc for shit.

Austin Roesner, stop stealing my kills aut monkey.

by PeterisSmelly November 10, 2018

Austin Line

Is a disc golf line to the basket that is so brave that Simon lizotte wouldn’t do it

Woah dude! That’s definitely an Austin line!

by Discgolfer499 October 11, 2022

austin

My friend who I miss. Wonder how my friend is doing?

Austin is my friend

by 274!(!@210 January 6, 2020

Austin

Austin is a blonde guy who likes hollow knight and is physically incapable of 3 things,
1: waiting patiently for silksong
2: eating a popsicle normally
3: having a civil conversation without saying kys

guys hlep austin just sent a picture of hte back of my head to me i think hes behind me

by Tobi4s March 2, 2022

Austin Tucker Ashley

A fat ass little kid who gets treated like a baby and is 9 years old and 198 pounds.

He is so fucking fat he must be a Austin Tucker Ashley

by nahta wrld February 8, 2022