Alabama One Punch

scientifically proven to be as affective as Plan B, and is used usually 2 to 3 months into the pregnancy, From Alabama, this one fierce punch will terminate any fetus within a 3 inch radius of this mighty blow

“I heard Susan got the ol’ Alabama One Punch today”

“Dam, let’s give a ‘Yee’ for that poor soul “

*Both Yee in mourning*

by i speak Carti +^* October 14, 2019

Alabama Prom Night

A term used to order a "set up" at the bar. The Alabama Prom Night consists of a shot of well gin and a PBR beer.

"Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get an Alabama Prom Night for this sweet little lady here, and I'll take a shot of whiskey and a Lonestar."

by dumbcherub September 7, 2019

Alabama Six Pack

A truck bed full of sis-cousins

I took the Alabama Six Pack down to the river last night

by Redtower May 22, 2018

alabama corn on cob

the act of of shoving a raw corn on the cob in a girls ass for pleasure

jessica got bored on day so she did the alabama corn on cob

by NutNutBuster December 16, 2017

alabama sand cutch

A vagina with legs and live in fields and. Chase people named Lil.

The Alabama sand cutch. Chased the man down and ducked him

by Lil neremy March 30, 2017

Alabama garden hose

While getting a blowjob, you find you really need to pee. You suggest through body language that you're going to cum, but instead grab the back of their head and piss in their mouth.

My friend's mom was blowing me but I realized that she was ugly so I pulled out my Alabama Garden Hose.

by Uncle Screwj May 5, 2017

alabama butt quincher

A woman that is so ugly, so hideous, that it makes your butt Quinch involuntarily. More times than not she is packing something downstairs.

Man that girl Josef brought home is a real Alabama butt quincher. I hope he has some lube in his bedroom, because he's in for a surprise.

by TheRealStinkyCheese July 5, 2016